it's been a long time since adam has said something worthy of my quote book. but despite not contributing to the list in probably a year, he is still the most-quoted person in the book by a good margin. honestly, i think he has his own page. single-spaced. this next quote from good ol' adam will remind you why he has his own page. as with most of my quotes, keep in mind that this is taken grossly out of context and was meant to be completely innocent. enjoy!
Adam: "I can feel my pants igniting as we speak."